CINEMA ISSUE

18 de febrero de 2012

Si quieres hacer reír a Dios...

Si quieres hacer reír a Dios 
cuéntale tus planes 
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CINEMA ISSUE

Mandarine ♥
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Michel Gondry


  • Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
  • La Science Des Rêves
  • L'écume des jours
  • Human Nature
  • Be Kind Rewind

Wes Anderson

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Hotel Chevalier

Quentin Tarantino


  • Kill Bill Vol 1,2
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Django Unchained
  • Inglorious Basterds
  • Death Proof

Christopher Nolan

  • Interstellar
  • Inception
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • The Dark Knight
  • Batman Begins
  • Memento

Richard Linklater

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  • Before Sunrise
  • Before Sunset
  • Before Midnight
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Waking Life
  • A Scanner Darkly

Spike Jonze

  • Where The Wild Things Are
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Her
  • Adaptation
  • I'm Here

Sofia Coppola


  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Lost in Translation
  • The Bling Ring
  • Marie Antoinette
  • Somewhere

Jean-Pierre Jeunet

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  • Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain
  • Delicatessen
  • L'Extravagant voyage du jeune et prodigieux T.S. Spivet
  • Micmacs à tire-larigot
  • La Cité des enfants perdus
  • Un long dimanche de fiançailles

Darren Aronofsky

  • Black Swan
  • Requiem for a dream
  • The Fountain
  • Pi

Terry Gilliam

  • Fear and loathing in las vegas
  • The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
  • 12 Monkeys
  • Tidelan
  • The Zero Theorem

Kar Wai Wong

  • My Blueberry Nights
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Days of Being Wild
  • Chungking Express
  • Fallen Angels
  • Happy Together

Charlie Kaufman


  • Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
  • Synecdoche NewYork

Film Français

  • 3. JEUX D'ENFANTS
  • 3.1 Ensemble c’est tout ♥
  • 4. PARIS JE T' AIME
  • 5. LA BELLE PERSONNE
  • 6. Persépolis
  • 9. INNOCENTS
  • COCO avant CHANEL
  • Caramel
  • DELICATESSEN
  • Dans Paris
  • Dieu est grand, je suis toute petite
  • Entre Les Murs
  • Hors de prix
  • Il ne faut jurer... de rien!
  • Il y a longtemps que je t'aime
  • Innocence
  • Irréversible
  • Je Vais Bien, ne t'en Fais Pas
  • Je vous trouve très beau
  • L'Auberge Espagnole
  • L'EXTRAVAGANT VOYAGE DU JEUNE ET PRODIGIEUX T.S. SPIVET
  • L'écume des jours
  • LA SCIENCE DES RÊVES
  • LE BALLON ROUGE
  • LE FABULEUX DESTIN D' AMÉLIE POULAIN
  • LE VENT DE LA NUIT
  • LOL
  • La Cité des enfants perdus
  • La Tourneuse de Pages
  • La faute à fide
  • La frontière de l'aube
  • La naissance de l'amour
  • La vida en rosa
  • Le Scaphandre et le Papillon
  • Le ciel sur la tête
  • Le fils de l'épicier
  • Le premier jour du reste de ta vie
  • Le silence de Lorna
  • Les Amants Réguliers
  • Les Amours Imaginaires
  • Les Chansons D'amour
  • Les Poupées Russes
  • Les rivières pourpres
  • MICMACS à tire-larigot
  • Ma Mère
  • Ne le dis a personne
  • Tais - Toi!
  • UN LONG DIMANCHE DE FIANÇAILLES
  • Un baiser s'il vous plaît
  • À LA FOLIE...PAS DU TOUT

Shortfilms & Documentaries ♥

  • Cave of Forgotten Dreams
  • Cliché - Stéréotypes de la France
  • Costello Cavalcanti
  • El Amante menguante
  • God of Love
  • Hasta los huesos
  • Hotel Chevalier
  • I'm Here
  • Is the Man Who Is Tall Happy?: An Animated Conversation with Noam Chomsky
  • Justice: A cross The Universe
  • Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck
  • L'épine dans le coeur
  • Mourir auprès de toi
  • Panic to a ridiculous death
  • Paperman
  • The Butterfly Circus
  • The Cove
  • The Lost Thing
  • The September Issue
  • The Work of Director Michel Gondry
  • The Work of Director Spike Jonze
  • Try
  • Vincent
  • Zeitgeist

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Marilyn Monroe


Imperfection is beauty ♥
Madness is genius.
And it's better to be absolutely
ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Meet me in Montauk...
- ESOTM Original Script ♥

A,B,C

  • A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
  • A Lot Like Love
  • A Scanner Darkly
  • A Serious Man
  • A Single Man
  • A WALK TO REMEMBER
  • About Time
  • Across the Universe
  • ADAPTATION
  • Almost Famous
  • AMERICAN BEAUTY
  • American Hustle
  • American Psycho
  • Amores Perros
  • An Education
  • Another Earth
  • As Good As It Gets
  • Atonement
  • August Rush
  • Awake
  • Batman Begins
  • BE KIND REWIND
  • Becoming Jane
  • Beetlejuice
  • BEFORE MIDNIGHT
  • BEFORE SUNRISE
  • BEFORE SUNSET
  • BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
  • Benny's Video
  • BIG FISH
  • Birdman
  • BLACK SWAN
  • Blood and Chocolate
  • Blow
  • Blue Jasmine
  • Blue Valentine
  • Boogie Nights
  • Boondock Saints
  • Breakfast at Tiffany's
  • Breakfast on Pluto
  • Brick
  • Bridget Jones 1,2
  • Bright Star
  • Broken Flowers
  • Can't Hardly Wait
  • CANDY
  • Center Stage
  • Chasing Amy
  • Chéri
  • Chungking Express
  • Ciao Manhattan
  • CLOSER
  • Clueless
  • Coffee and Cigarettes
  • Como agua para chocolate
  • CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND
  • CONTROL
  • Conversations with Other Women
  • Cool World
  • Corre lola corre
  • Coyote Ugly
  • Cruel Intentions

D,E,F

  • DEATH PROOF
  • DJANGO UNCHAINED
  • Dakota Skye
  • Days of Being Wild
  • Deadline
  • Dear John
  • Diario de una ninfómana
  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid
  • Dirty Pretty Things
  • Dismal
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Don Jon
  • Dorian Gray
  • Dot the I
  • Down with Love
  • Drive
  • Drive me crazy
  • ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND
  • Easy Virtue
  • Eat Pray Love
  • El dia de la bestia
  • El laberinto del Fauno
  • Elizabethtown
  • Enter The Void
  • Eulogy
  • Ever after a cinderella story
  • Everything Is Illuminated
  • Everything You Want
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
  • Factory Girl
  • Fallen Angels
  • Fando y Lis
  • Finding Neverland
  • Fish Tank
  • Fools Rush In
  • Franklyn
  • From Dusk Till Dawn
  • Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus

G,H,I

  • GARDEN STATE
  • Gattaca
  • Ghost World
  • Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
  • Gigantic
  • Ginger & Rosa
  • Girl, Interrupted
  • Going The Distance
  • Good bye, Lenin!
  • Great Expectations
  • HER
  • HIGH FIDELITY
  • HUMAN NATURE
  • Hable Con Ella
  • Hallam Foe
  • Hanna and Alice
  • Happy Together
  • Hard Candy
  • Heartbreakers
  • Heavenly Creatures
  • Hey, Hey, It's Esther Blueburger
  • Hide and Seek
  • High Art
  • Hooligans
  • How To Be
  • How To Deal
  • How do you know
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • I Love You Phillip Morris!
  • I ♥ Huckabees
  • I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK.
  • INCEPTION
  • INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
  • INTERSTELLAR
  • Imaginary Heroes
  • In Good Company
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Irina Palm
  • It's Kind of a Funny Story

J,K,L

  • Jackie Brown
  • Jawbreaker
  • Junebug
  • Juno
  • Just like heaven
  • KILL BILL Vol 1,2
  • Kaze tachinu (The Wind Rises)
  • Keith
  • Killer's Kiss
  • Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck
  • LET THE RIGHT ONE IN
  • LOS AMANTES DEL CIRCULO POLAR
  • LOST IN TRANSLATION
  • La dulce vida
  • La vita è bella
  • Lars and the Real Girl
  • Last Life in the Universe
  • Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Letters to Juliet
  • Life of Pi
  • Like Crazy
  • Little children
  • Little miss sunshine
  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  • Los Abrazos Rotos
  • Los ojos de Julia
  • Loser
  • Love Actually
  • Love and Other Disasters
  • Love in thoughts
  • Lucky You

M,N,O

  • MOONRISE KINGDOM
  • Mammoth
  • Margot at the Wedding
  • Marie Antoinette
  • MARY AND MAX
  • Match Point
  • Me and You and Everyone We Know
  • Mean Creek
  • Mean Girls
  • Meet Joe Black
  • Memento
  • Midnight in Paris
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Mr. Nobody
  • Much Ado About Nothing
  • MY BLUEBERRY NIGHTS
  • My Sister's Keeper
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Naked Lunch
  • Narco Cultura
  • NATURAL BORN KILLERS
  • Never Been Kissed
  • Never Let Me Go
  • New York, I love You
  • Night on Earth
  • No Strings Attached
  • October Sky
  • On the road with Judas
  • Once
  • One Day
  • Only Lovers Left Alive
  • Otesánek

P,Q,R

  • P.S. I Love You
  • PARTY MONSTER
  • PULP FICTION
  • Paper Heart
  • Penelope
  • Phoebe In Wonderland
  • Pi
  • Pieces of April
  • Pretty Persuasion
  • Prozac Nation
  • Quills
  • RESERVOIR DOGS
  • Reality Bites
  • Reconstruction
  • Remember Me
  • Requiem for a dream
  • Restless
  • Riding in cars with boys
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Romance & Cigarettes
  • Room in Rome
  • Running with Scissors

S,T

  • THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • SNATCH
  • SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK
  • Save the Last Dance
  • Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
  • Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi
  • Serendipity
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape
  • Shallow Hal
  • She's All That
  • Shopgirl
  • Shutter
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Sin City
  • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
  • Sliding doors
  • Someone Like You
  • Somewhere
  • Splash
  • Spun
  • Stardust
  • Starter for 10
  • Stay
  • Stories of Lost Souls
  • Stranger Than Paradise
  • Stuck in Love
  • Sunshine Cleaning
  • Sweet November
  • Sympathy For Lady Vengeance
  • THE FIGHT CLUB
  • THE FOUNTAIN
  • THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS
  • THE VIRGIN SUICIDES
  • TIDELAND
  • TRAINSPOTTING
  • Taxidermia
  • Teenage Dirtbag
  • Tesis
  • The Bling Ring
  • The Blue Lagoon
  • The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
  • The Brothers Grimm
  • The Butterfly Effect
  • The Conjuring
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • The Door in the Floor
  • The Edge of love
  • The Fifth Element
  • The Girlfriend Experience
  • The Go Getter
  • The Good Girl
  • The Green Hornet
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • The Hole
  • The Holiday
  • The Jane Austen Book Club
  • The Kite Runner
  • The Last Kiss
  • The Libertine
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Limits of Control
  • The Living Wake
  • The Lovely Bones
  • The Man Who Loved Yngve
  • The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman
  • The Notebook
  • The Number 23
  • The Other Woman
  • The Others
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • The Place Beyond the Pines
  • The Reader
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • The Rules of Attraction
  • The Savages
  • The Shinning
  • The Sixth Sense
  • The Social Network
  • The Spectacular Now
  • The Time Traveler's Wife
  • The Tourist
  • The Truman Show
  • The Truman Show
  • The United States of Leland
  • The Wedding Date
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • The Year of Getting to Know Us
  • The Yellow Handkerchief
  • The Zero Theorem
  • The silence of the lambs
  • This is England
  • Thumbsucker
  • To The Wonder
  • Tokyo
  • Tree of Life
  • Tristan and Isolde
  • True Grit
  • Two lovers

U,V,W,

  • Under the Skin
  • Unfaithful
  • Upside Down
  • Vanilla sky ♥
  • Veneno para las hadas
  • WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
  • Waking Life
  • Water for Elephants
  • Welcome to the Dollhouse
  • What Dreams May Come
  • Whatever Works
  • Where the Heart is
  • White Oleander
  • Who framed Roger Rabbit
  • World's Greatest Dad
  • Wristcutters: A Love Story

X,Y,Z,#

  • XX/XY
  • 8 mm
  • 500 DAYS OF SUMMER ♥
  • 17 filles
  • 127 Hours
  • 12 Monkeys
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • (Untitled)

Clementine Kruczynski & Joel Barish


Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.

Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things.
And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.

Joel: Okay.
Clementine: Okay.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact-disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose D.I. Y. and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting, watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it, pissing your last in a miserable home. An embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.

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right?
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