It's all methamphetamine.

Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. 

Shit. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. 

Call it what you will. 

It's all methamphetamine. 

That's what I'm here for.

Today, we do more than just celebrate the pussy.

You know I take the pussy seriously. Let me tell you.

You gotta take the pussy seriously. 

I mean, there's a priority for a tight ass.

But if it's hairy, I go for the tits. 

But if the tits are hairy, hey, it's right back to the pussy.

But you've gotta speak to that pussy, son.

You know, really talk to it. You make a vow to it.

Now, no nation has ever been so ready to seize 

the power and the freedom of the pussy as our own...

and we must all care for that pussy.

Today, we do more than just celebrate the pussy.

We re-dedicate ourselves to the very idea of pussy.

I mean, friends,
ask not what the pussy can do for you...

but what can you do for the pussy.

I like you even though you're not a normal guy ♥

Ross:  I had a really good talk, you know? Nikki:

I had such an amazing time. Thank you.

Ross, if you ever make it out to Vegas you have to call me.

Do you pinkie promise?

Ross:

I pinkie... I pinkie promise.

Nikki:

Thank you. 

Because I don't know if I'm ever gonna come back here.

Ross: Really?

Nikki: Yeah.

Ross:

You know he wasn't mad at you, right? 

He wasn't. That's not real.

Nikki:

I like you even though you're not a normal guy.

Ross:

I like you even though you're not a normal girl.

Nikki:

So let's just say goodbye.

Ross:

I just wanna say that I enjoyed 

all this time that I spent with you.

Nikki: Really?

Ross: Yeah.

Nikki: Okay. Come here.

Ross: Be safe.

Nikki: Well...Good luck with Amy.

Ross: Well, good luck in Las Vegas.

Nikki: Just be yourself, okay?

Ross: Thank you.

Try By Jonas Åkerlund ♥

Short film by the director Jonas Akerlund ♥