I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Jessica Rabbit: 

You don't know how hard it is being 

a woman looking the way I do.

Eddie Valiant: 

You don't know how hard it is being a man looking 

at a woman looking the way you do.

Jessica Rabbit: 

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

Maybe this is all a dream...

You are such a good boy. You sleep now. 

Dream sweet dreams. Maybe we are both dreaming. 

Maybe this is all a dream, and in the morning, 

Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies. 

Then, after we eat, I will make love to her two or three times.

 If I can.

I used to think the worst thing in life...

I used to think the worst 

thing in 

life was to end up 

all alone. 

It's not. 

The worst thing in life 

is ending up 

with people who make 

you feel all alone

Made me fall in love with you to watch you...

Lionel Sweeney: 

I blew this up for you.

Diane Arbus: 

Why did you want me to shave you? Hmm? Why?

Lionel Sweeney: 

So I could swim out further.

Diane Arbus: 

Swim out?

Lionel Sweeney: 

Yes.

Diane Arbus: 

What are you saying?

Lionel Sweeney:  

That I want you with me.

Diane Arbus:

 What?

Lionel Sweeney: 

Diane.

Diane Arbus: 

What are you talking about? 

You want me to watch you die?

Lionel Sweeney: 

I want you with me, that's all.

Diane Arbus: 

But is this what you did? 

Made me fall in love with you to watch you...

Lionel Sweeney: 

I don't see it that way at all. I love you.

You're not dying...

Diane Arbus: 

What is it?

Lionel Sweeney: 

Well, every month or so I'm able to breathe about five percent less. My lungs are disintegrating. It's getting harder and harder for me to breathe... deeply. In a matter of months, I'll drown without even swimming, because there'll be nothing left... of my lungs.

Diane Arbus: 

You're not dying.

Lionel Sweeney: 

Yes, I am.

Diane Arbus: 

No, you're not.

I think they are pretending...

Most girls’ plan is meet a guy…love…have a baby…
I don’t know if I have what it takes for everybody’s regular plan.
 I’ve never felt, like, that love… like the guy is the whole deal.
 Like… like to be honest? The whole baby thing? Never. Never. 
I’m just good at this one thing, you know? 
And when I hear girls talking about 
how in love they are…  or how the baby is everything… 
I think they are pretending...

Holy crap I’m in love!

Owen: 

Let me ask you something, 

How do you know when you’re in love? 

Anyone?

Baseball player:

 I got a way. I figure I’m in love with somebody 

when I wear condom with the other girl.

Owen: 

Holy crap I’m in love.

I do love you...

Alice: 

I do love you and you know there is something 

very important we need to do as soon as possible.

Dr. Bill: 

What's that?

Alice: 

Fuck.

I want to make love to you...

Guido: 

I forgot to tell you.

Dora: 

Go ahead.

Guido:

 You can’t imagine how much I feel like making love to you. 

But I’ll never tell anyone, especially not you.

 They’d have to torture me to make me say it.

Dora: 

Say what?

Guido: 

That I want to make love to you...

not just once, but over and over again!

 But I’ll never tell you that. I’d have to be crazy to tell you.

 I’d even make love to you now… 

right here for the rest of my life.

Vivir una sola vida no me bastaba

Antes me llamaba Mateo y era director de cine.

Desde muy joven siempre me tentó la idea 

de ser alguien más, además de yo mismo. 

Vivir una sola vida no me bastaba, 

así que me inventé un seudónimo. Harry Kein. 

Un aventurero que por avatares del destino se convertía en escritor. 

De momento le hice firmar todos los guiones y relatos que escribí. 

Durante años Mateo Blanco y Harry Kein 

compartieron la misma persona, yo. 

Pero hubo un momento en que, de modo abrupto,

 no pude ser otro que Harry Kein.

Me convertí en mi seudónimo. 

Un escritor hecho a sí mismo por sí mismo. 

Solo había un detalle que no había registrado. 

Harry Kein sería un escritor ciego.

You are the most beautiful girl in the world ♥

Olive: 

Grandpa, am I pretty?

Grandpa: 

You are the most beautiful girl

 in the world ♥.

Olive: 

You're just saying that.

Grandpa: 

No! I'm madly in love with you

 and it's not because of your brains or your personality.

I mean you were...very passionate

Don Johnston:

I mean you were...very passionate.

Carmen: 

Yeah well, passion is a funny thing.

Tomorrow is one more day I get to dance

I screwed up any chance I had back in September. 

But I started dancing long before this stupid workshop, 

and I'm gonna keep on dancing long after it.

 So tomorrow is one more day I get to dance

The Uncertainty Principle

The Uncertainty Principle.

 It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on. 

So it shouldn't bother you.

 Not being able to figure anything out.

 Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term.

Spike Jonze is a tree hugger?

Alfred: 

He's a very committed environmentalist.

Steve: 

Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? 

Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.

Alfred: 

Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people."

But power isn't happiness...

Someone once told me that the power 

in all relationships lies with whoever cares less, and he was right. 

But power isn't happiness, 

and I think that maybe happiness comes

 from caring more about people rather than less...

Whatever works!

I happen to hate New Year's celebrations.

 Everybody desperate to have fun. 

Trying to celebrate in some pathetic little way. 

Celebrate what? A step closer to the grave? 

That's why I can't say enough times, 

whatever love you can get and give, 

whatever happiness you can filch or provide, 

every temporary measure of grace, 

whatever works. 

And don't kid yourself. 

Because its by no means up to your own human ingenuity. 

A bigger part of your existence is luck, 

than you'd like to admit. 

Christ, you know the odds of your fathers 

one sperm from the billions, finding the single egg that made you.

 Don't think about it, you'll have a panic attack.

I'd be two inches closer to the stars...

I took my mind off the pain by reminding myself... 

that when I eventually did stand up 

I'd be two inches closer to the stars.

Every atom in our bodies was once part of a star

For someone who was never meant for this world, 

I must confess I’m suddenly having a hard time leaving it. 

Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. 

Maybe I’m not leaving… maybe I’m going home

I think that you were there too...

Ann:  I'm pregnant

Dan: 

What? I'm sorry...

I thought you just said that you were pregnant.

Ann: Yeah.

Dan: You can't be pregnant.

Ann: Yeah I can, I am

Dan: 

Yeah, how could that happen?

Ann: 

Well I think that you were there too.