She doesn't even know who I am.

Carrie:

Oh, no!

Joel:

Yes! Valentine's Day is three goddamn days away!

I want it resolved.

I'm willing to be the one to resolve it.

So I call her, and she's changed her number.

So I walked over to Antic Attic, you know, to get her something.

I thought I'd go over to work, give her an early valentine, and...

You won't believe it. She's there with...this guy, 

this really young guy.

And she looks at me like she doesn't even know who I am.