You're lucky you have Clementine...

Frank: Hey, Joel.
Joel: Frank.

Frank: Oh, shit. Jesus.
The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother.
How pathetic is that, huh?

You're lucky you have Clementine, man. She is way cool.
Hey, you got any big Valentine's Day plans with her?
Joel: No.

Frank: Well, it's only a day away. Better make some reservations or something. Don't want to end up at Mickey D's. Right? McRomance! You want some fries with that shake?
Joel: I have to, uh, go to sleep now, Frank.
Frank: It's 8:30!