You wanna go out to Montauk with me?

Patrick: Oh, my God. Baby, what's going on?

Clem: I don't know. I don't know! 

I'm lost, I'm scared, I feel like I'm disappearing.

Patrick: Disappearing?

Clem: My skin's coming off! I'm getting old! 

Nothing makes any sense to me!

Patrick: You're not getting old.

Clem: Nothing makes any sense. Nothing makes any sense.

Patrick: Ohh, Tangerine.

Clem: Nothing makes any sense. 

Nothing makes any sense, Patrick.

Patrick: It's okay. It's okay.

Clem: Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah? 

You wanna go out to Montauk with me?

Patrick: Montauk?

Clem: Yeah. No! Come up to Boston with me.

Patrick: Sure. Yeah. We can go next weekend.

Clem: No, no. Now. Now. Yeah. I have to go now. 

I have to see the frozen Charles now.

Answer machine: Hi, it's Joel.
Um, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you.

Patrick: Pick up! Pick up, man!

Stan: W-W-W-W-Whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hello? Yeah, what's up?

Patrick: I got into a little situation with the old lady. Can you handle things tonight alone? I'm really sorry, man.

Stan: Don't worry about it. I got it under control, man. He's pretty much on autopilot right now anyway.

Patrick: Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.

Stan: Dude, I gotta go. I gotta go.

Patrick: Charles. Come on, Charles.

"Look! You and me on the Charles River. I could die right now, Clem. I'm just happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want..."

Clem: I'm so excited. Yea.

Patrick: I'm excited too!

Clem: Cool.

Patrick: Oh, uh, I, uh... I got you this...

Clem: What?

Patrick: Thing, um... Happy early Valentine's Day.

Clem: Oh! Wow. What is it?

Patrick: Uh, I don't know.

 Open it up.

Clem: Oh. It... It's gorgeous!

Patrick: You like it?

Clem: Yeah. It's just my taste. Really. I've never gone out with a guy who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked. Thank you. Let's go.

Patrick: Okay